Follow the path of the cake (with time for biscuits) – Vanilla Cassette and Camera Biscuits

Arguably the difference between the cake and the biscuit were served to the general public due to the publicity surrounding the high profile trial between McVities and HM Revenue and Customs over whether the humble Jaffa Cake deserved its tax-free status: under EU legislation chocolate-covered biscuits are taxed while cakes are exempt from VAT. McVities made a 30cm Jaffa Cake to illustrate the fact that it hardens as it becomes stale (like all cakes!) as opposed to absorbing moisture and losing its snap like a biscuit. Given that this blog was supposedly dedicated to my sweat-toothed passion for the cake I seem to have forgotten this distinction because I have branched out into its taxable cousin! I’m a firm believer in what the poet William Cowper expressed so adeptly with his expression ‘Variety is the spicy of life’. So I’m waging war on the monotony and boredom! You may wonder what has inspired such a noble and high minded pursuit – turns out that getting a set of biscuit cutters as a present and realizing that many biscuits are super quick and easy to make can play a big factor! The biscuits that I decided to use to mix up my baking routine were vanilla cassettes and camera biscuits.

So to the useful stuff – the recipe!

 (Serves 12)

  • 250g unsalted butter
  • 125g caster sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 300g plain flour
  • Icing pens
  • Dark chocolate chips
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 egg yolk

To complete the first step down my biscuit journey I added the butter, caster sugar and the vanilla extract to a mixing bowl. I used a wooden spoon to get in some caker-exercise while beating the mixture into a smooth and fluffy texture. I then added the egg yolk before doing another set of cake-ercise to beat the egg into the mixture. Finally I added the plain flour and integrated it into the mixture using my fingertips. I pressed the dough into a ball before dividing it in half and wrapping it in cling film. I popped the dough ball in the fridge for about an hour – this is vital to ensure that your biscuits form nice shapes when you employ the biscuit cutters.

I took out one half of the dough from the fridge and rolled it out on to a flour sprinkled work surface so that it had the approximate thickness of a pound coin. I had lent my rolling pin to a friend so I improvised by using a heavily floured long cylinder shaped glass.

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Improvised Rolling Pin

I dipped the biscuit cutters into the plain flour before cutting into the dough and putting the separated shapes on to a greased baking tray. I repeated this process until I had used all the dough and added a final flourish to the cassettes and cameras using a few dark chocolate chips.

I added the baking trays into a preheated oven at 180°C for ~10 minutes until they had a light golden hue. When the biscuits were cooled I added my improvised cassette and camera edible decorations using the icing pens.

And that is how the cassette and camera biscuit crumbles …

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Yummy Plummy -Plum Clafoutis

It was the weekend. I had a punnet of ripe plums and the time restriction of a social engagement in the evening, but I was craving something sweet and delicious. This culinary conundrum echoes that posed to budding chefs on the Ready, Steady Cook television show in which two members of the public hand over a bag of unknown ingredients bought on a budget to the chefs. The chefs must create a meal from the ingredients presented before them within the time limit of the program. For my situation I imagine that you, the reader, are my equivalent to Ainsley Harriott. I am explaining to you my solution, my whimsical bake that can satisfy my ingredients (including a generously stocked kitchen of basic ingredients). Well Ainsley….reader….today I will bake a plum clafoutis!

For those of you unfamiliar with this – it is a French dessert of fruit (traditionally black cherries) baked in a flan like batter with a sprinkling of powdered sugar where ‘flan like batter’ euphemistically means a light, wobbly and lovely custard.

My highly edible plum clafoutis ingredients list

(Serves 4)

  • ~400g fresh plums (1 punnet of plums without pips!)
  • 75g caster sugar
  • 3 tbsp of Crème de cassis
  • 20g butter, melted, plus extra to grease
  • 2 tbsp cinnamon demerara sugar
  • 60g plain flour
  • Pinch of salt
  • 3 small eggs, beaten
  • 270ml whole milk

I de-stoned the plums after washing and cut them into segments about the size of a tangerine segment and added 2 tbsp of caster sugar and the crème de cassis. I tossed them together and left them to macerate for the time it took me to measure out the other ingredients and for the oven to heat up (I used 175°C with a fan oven).

Plum segments lining the baking dish
Plum segments lining the baking dish

I greased a baking dish that could contain all the plums in a single layer, added a tbsp of the cinnamon demerara sugar to the baking disk and then spun the dish so that the base of the dish and the sides of the baking dish were coated.

I sifted in the flour to a separate mixing bowl, added a pinch of salt and the remaining caster sugar (and a couple more to make sure I satisfied my sweet tooth) before adding in eggs and melted butter. The resulting batter was light and smooth.

I poured this mixture into the baking dish that had been lined with the plum segments and popped it in the oven for about 30 minutes. I took the clafoutis out when the centre looked like it was browning slightly, but retained a slight wobble. Upon taking the bake out it had risen magnificently like a soufflé, but this quickly drops back down as you let the bake cool (this treat should be served warm and not hot). For the final flourish I liberally sprinkled with the remaining cinnamon demerara sugar and brewed a fresh batch of coffee to compliment it. I’d recommend having both with cold cream!

Plum Clafoutis fresh from the oven
Plum Clafoutis fresh from the oven

This is a quick and relatively simple bake that is a perfect reward to indulge in after a jog. As it also has relatively high egg content and contains fruit it can perhaps be considered slightly more nutritious treat for an athlete than many other French delights….or at least that’s what I told myself!

I hope your taste buds review this bake as highly as my own did.

Times up! Phew! How did I do Ainsley?